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I enjoy darker thoughts and darker clothes

 

cvroline:

There are 5 types of fear

1. Terror
2. Panic
3. 14 missed calls from mom
4. Username or password is incorrect
5. “We need to talk”

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
veronicawhiteb:

“Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes’ work.” Dita Von Teese

veronicawhiteb:

“Some people say what I do isn’t very liberating. I say it’s pretty liberating to get $20,000 for 10 minutes’ work.”
Dita Von Teese

(Source: ccandicecandice)